Rachel and Jacob Lowenthal had unfortunately been trying for a child for many years. One morning, Rachel woke up very early, took a home pregnancy test, and found out that she was expecting.
“Jacob!” she yelled to her husband, “we’re going to have a baby!”
“Great,” Jacob said and rolled over.
“How can you go back to sleep?” Rachel asked incredulously.
Muttering into his pillow, Jacob said, “I’m stocking up.”