Who runs the country…
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> 1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
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> 2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.
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> 3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the
> country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
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> 4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but
> don’t really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their
> statistics shown in pie charts.
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> 5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn’t mind running the
> country–if they could find the time–and if they didn’t have to leave
> Southern California to do it.
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> 6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the
> country
> and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.
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> 7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren’t too sure who’s
> running the country and don’t really care as long as they can get a seat
> on
> the train.
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> 8. The New York Post is read by people who don’t care who’s running the
> country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while
> intoxicated.
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> 9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but
> need the baseball scores.
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> 10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren’t sure there is
> a
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> country … or that anyone is running it; but if so,
> they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if
> the
> leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen
> to
> be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided of course,
> that
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> they are not Republicans.
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> 11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery
> store.
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> 12. The Pensacola News Journal is read by people who have recently caught
> a
> fish and need something in which to wrap it.
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