the police decide that they are going to do the opposite of what they usually do and stand at a check point in order to pull over a perfect driver and give him $1000. they stand and wait and finally they see 1 driver driving within the speed limit, not on his cell phone, both hands on the steering wheel…..and decide this is their man. they pull him over and inform him that this is his lucky day. while writing out the check they ask him what he plans on doing with the $.
“you know,” he says, “ive always wanted a drivers license! i think im going to invest in getting myself one!
just then his wife jumps up and says “oh officer, he has no idea what hes talking about! hes drunk!!
then a man pipes up from the back seat “thats nonsense! he would never have stolen this car if he was drunk!!
at this point the police think they have heard it all when a kid pops out of the trunk and calls “hey r we over the boarder yet?!