A Yid walks to the bar at the chasuna and asks for a martini. The bartender asks “Dry?”
The Yid replies, “Nein, just one.”
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A ship sailing past a remote island spots a man whose been stranded there for years. The captain goes ashore to rescue the man and notice three huts.
“What’s the first hut for?”, he asks.
“That’s my house”, says the castaway.
“What’s the second one for?”
“That’s my shul”
“And the third hut?”
“Oh, that?” sniffs the castaway, “That’s the shul I used to go to.”