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“*Why is it that people say they ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up like every two hours?

When babies *do* sleep, they’ve very quiet.”

When people say they “slept like a baby”, they don’t generally mean that they slept quietly. They mean that they slept deeply.

“*Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

People don’t like pain, up to the very last minute. That’s why the difference between the different Harigos Beis Din.”

Sterilized needles are no less painful than unsterilized needles, only more hygienic and safer.