The third joke reminded me of a maaseh that I had at the DMV
I was at the teller and the lady behind the counter said “oh you were born … my son was born 2 days before that, oh you were born in 19.. my son was also born that year which means I could be your mother”
sure enough I got my licence with her son’s birthdate
I bring it back and show her her mistake, to which we have to do the whole thing over. Being Jewish I don’t want to be an organ donor, however she wrote that I do.
I bring the licence back a second time and have to do the whole thing again.
The third time she tells me to look the licence over before I leave, which I do and reply….
“You wrote Safe Driver”