Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
It doesn’t matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak!
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!