Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn’t leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I don’t have time for yours AND mine.
Sincerely, a student who has enough issues that he/she couldn’t care less what “x” is
Dear Americans,
We totally agree with you about illegal immigration. Please allow us to show you to the nearest airport.
Sincerely, Native Americans
Dear people who complain about our generation,
Remember who raised us.
Sincerely, your kids
Dear 2011,
We thought you would have flying cars and robots by now, but congrats on the backwards robes and rubber bands shaped like animals…
Sincerely, 1950
Dear Board of Education,
So are we.
Sincerely, students everywhere
PS Learn how to spell
Dear SuperGlue and NonStick Pan,
One of you is lying…
Sincerely, here goes nothing.
Dear person reading this,
You’re here because you’re actively procrastinating or avoiding real work, aren’t you? It’s OK…me too.
Sincerely, I’ll work tomorrow
Dear you,
After reading this you will realize the the brain does not process the second “the.”
Sincerely, cool, eh?
Dear People who say money is made of paper which is made of wood which is made of trees so money grows on trees,
Money is actually made of cotton.
Sincerely, you fail at life.
Dear you,
After reading this you will realize the brain does not process the second “the.”
Sincerely, made you look!