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Gonif al pi halacha:

Sammy stole the Rabbi’s gold watch. Feeling bad, he approached the Rabbi the next day and said ‘Rabbi I stole somebody’s watch’.

‘But that is assur. Return it immediately’ said the Rabbi.

‘Do you want it’ asked Sammy.

‘No of course I dont’ retorted the Rabbi.

‘But Rabbi, the owner said he does not want it’ replied Sammy.

‘In that case you may keep it’ answered the Rabbi