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Imanonov
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Great statements:

1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame … two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.

— John Adams

2. If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed … if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.

— Mark Twain

3. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.

— Mark Twain

4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

— Winston Churchill

5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

— George Bernard Shaw

6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man … which debt he proposes to payoff with your money.

— G. Gordon Liddy

7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.

— James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.

— Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University

9. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

— P.J. O’Rourke, Civil Libertarian

10. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.

— Frederic Bastiat … French economist(1801-1850)

11. Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases … If it moves … tax it. If it keeps moving … regulate it. And if it stops moving … subsidize it.

— Ronald Reagan(1986)

12. I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

— Will Rogers

13. If you think health care is expensive now … wait until you see what it costs when it’s free!

— P.J. O’Rourke

14. In general … the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.

— Voltaire(1764)

15. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you!

— Pericles (430B.C.)

16. No man’s life … liberty … or property is safe while the legislature is in session.

— Mark Twain(1866)

17. Talk is cheap … except when Congress does it.

–Anonymous

18. The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal … with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.

— Ronald Reagan

19. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.

— Winston Churchill

20. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

— Mark Twain

21. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.

— Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)

22. There is no distinctly Native American criminal class … save Congress.

— Mark Twain

23. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.

— Edward Langley … Artist (1928-1995)

24. A government big enough to give you everything you want … is strong enough to take everything you have.

— Thomas Jefferson

25. We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

–Aesop