This was funny last night @ 3:30am, like all my jokes, you got to be totally exhausted in order to sqeeze a laugh out. LOL don’t know how funny it is now in middle of the day…but i digress.
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, “I am on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying late.”
The officer then asks, “Really? Who is giving the lecture at this time of night?”
The man replies, “That would be my wife.”
Old guy in a bar pointed to two old drunks sitting across the bar and tells his friend, “That’s us in 10 years.”
He said, “That’s a mirror, stupid.”
Q: What invention made it possible for humans to walk through walls?
A: The door