Yo Mama cooks so bad, the flies pitched in to fix the screen door.
I once had a job crushing coke and sprite cans.
It was soda pressing
The preacher said, “Anyone with ‘special needs’ who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar.”
With that, Leroy got in line, and when it was his turn, the preacher asked, “Leroy, what do you want me to pray about for you?”
Leroy replied, “Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing.” The preacher put one finger of one hand in Leroy’s ear, placed his other hand on top of Leroy’s head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed. After 3 minutes of praying for Leroy, the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.
Then the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, “Leroy, how is your hearing now?”
Leroy answered, “I don’t know. It ain’t ’till next week.”