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Is your teenager heading for trouble?

Send him to a Chol Hamoed event he’ll NEVER forget!

Baderech lo Derech and Scared Straight bring you:

The Big Gimmel – A Chol Hamoied Excursion to Gehennom!

Send your teenager to meet some of the inhabitants of this subterranean garden of immolation and harsh punishment. Once your rebellious child experiences a day in the eternal lives of the inhabitants of Gehennom Hot Springs, they’ll never, ever think to go off the derech again!

Separate boys and girls tours led by experienced guides who have lived in Gehennom for at least 15 years and know every inch of the place backward and forward.

For more information, call Gehennom Direct Tours(429) 464-7374 (GEY-IN-DRERD) and ask for Teddy Herzl or Moishe Mendelsohn.