Jails and Nursing Homes
Here’s the way it should be:
Let’s put the seniors in jail and the criminals in nursing homes.
This would correct two things in one motion:
– Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.
– They would receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs, etc.
– They would receive money instead of having to pay it out.
– They would have constant video monitoring, so they would be helped instantly if they fell or needed assistance.
– Bedding would be washed twice a week and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
– A guard would check on them every 20 minutes.
– All meals and snacks would be brought to them
– They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
– They would have access to a library, weight/fitness room, spiritual counseling, a pool and education…and free admission to in-house concerts by nationally recognized entertainment artists.
– Simple clothing – ie., shoes, slippers, pj’s – and legal aid would be free, upon request.
– There would be private, secure rooms provided for all with an outdoor exercise yard complete with gardens.
– Each senior would have a P.C., T.V., phone and radio in their room at no cost.
– They would receive daily phone calls.
– There would be a board of directors to hear any complaints and the ACLU would fight for their rights and protection.
– The guards would have a code of conduct to be strictly adhered to, with attorneys available, at no charge to protect the seniors and their families from abuse or neglect.
As for the criminals:
– They would receive cold food.
– They would be left alone and unsupervised.
– They would receive showers once a week.
– They would live in tiny rooms, for which they would have to pay $5,000 per month.
– They would have no hope of ever getting out.
“Sounds like justice to me!”