i heard this a while back it might have been said already but its good enoough to say again.
This plane was flying and the pilot discovered that it was too heavy to go on so he gets on the loudspeaker and says that ppl would have to jump off. Of course no one offered so he said that the fairest way to do it would be to go through nationalities according to the ABC’s. Here goes.
“Any African Americans on board?” Silence
“Any Blacks?” Silence
“Colored ppl?” Silence
“Dark ppl?”
Suddenly from the back a little boy pipes up, “hey ma aren’t we all those?” His mom replied, “yes, but today we are Schwartzahs!”