So this would be better with pictures but…
The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my GREEN HAT
that I got from Newsmax when I had subscribed to the magazine.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people
got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that
sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here’s the hat. Try it the next time you’re in need of
quicker emergency service.
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PICTURE A GREEN BASEBALL CAP THAT SAYS U.S. BORDER PATROL IN YELLOW LETTERS IN THE FRONT!!!!!!!!!
It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering,
I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
Don’t try it at McDonald’s though. The whole
crew got up and left and l never got my order.