Not so funny, but when its told over @ 5:00am, it can b really funny! there was a really poor man, & all he ever wanted was a rolls royce. he decided tht he’ll go wrk as a janitor, & save up the $$. so he begins wrk & after abt 10 yrs, he finally has enough $$. so he goes 2 buy his car. when he gets the car he takes the keys & drives away. this man wasnt the best driver & he starts 2 speed. first he’s @ 70, then 90, 100, 110, 120 & finally a cop pulls him over. when the cop c’s the guy he begins 2 think s/t is strange, b/c the man had a fancy car & dressed in rags, so he makes the guy get out of his car & draws a circle on the road where he’s allowed 2 stand. while the man stands there, the cop checks all the papers 2 c if it was stolen & he c’s tht e/t is legal. so he gets rlly confused. he decides 2 br8k open the cup holders & c i fa/t is there. as he does this, he hears s/1 laughing. so he’s rlly confused now & starts 2 destroy the car. as he does this, the lafing gets louder & louder! so the cop turns around & c’s the guy is laughing hysterically! he starts yelling@ the man, “i just destroyed ur entire life savings & ur lafing?????????” so the guy replies ” WHEN U AIN’T LOOKIN, I STEPPED OUTA DA CIRCLE 5 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!”
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