I hope this one isn’t on yet. There are too many jokes to check back.
The President of Iran was wondering who to invade when his telephone rang.
“This is Mendel in Tel Aviv. We’re officially declaring war on you!”
“How big is your army?” the president asked.
“There’s me, my cousin Moishe, and our whole pinochle team!”
“I have a million in my army,” said the president.
“I’ll call back!” said Mendel.
The next day, he called. “The war’s still on!”
We have now a bulldozer, and Goldblatt’s tractor.”
“I have 16,000 tanks, and my army is now two million.”
“Oy gevalt!”, said Mendel. “I’ll call back.”
He phoned the next day. “We’re calling off the war.”
“Why?”, asked the president.
“Well,” said Mendel, “we’ve all had a little chat,
and there’s no way we can feed two million prisoners.