a born-and-bred new yorker is in the country when he sees a field of animals and says to the farmer, “what a strange-looking cow why doesnt it have horns?” “well there are several reasons” the farmer replies “some cows get their horns late, while others have their horns cut off, and still others never even grow horns.” “and this cow?” the man asks. “well the reason this cow doesnt have any horns is bec its a horse.”
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