How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.
How do you start an onion race?
“Onion marks! Get set! Go!
How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.
How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I’ll tell you later.