Mods, please delete:
Once upon a time, there were two dolts (two CR posters) who were covered in (food type), as a result of an unfortunate incident involving 6 wagons, 3 bands playing od yishomo, 4 women selling shmattos, and a small exploding (food type), no larger than (poster #1)’s big fat head, which in turn is no larger than an ordinary sized (adjective)(noun), but much larger than (poster#2)’s (adverb) (verb ending in ed) (his/her (occupation)’s big fat head which usually evokes (adjective) shouts and screams such as “(Exclamation)!, (poster #1), what was that?!”
“Um, nothing”, said (poster #2) (adverb), “but I think I need to go now”, and (he/she) exited (adverb).