Cake is not fair.
Maybe if carrot cake was topped in shredded carrots and raisins that would be less unhealthy than cream cheese frosting.
But that is carrot cake.
Even healthy foods like dates, dried figs, and nuts are fatty. That is also unfair.
I think we should have stomach bags like vaccum bags. If we don’t have a stomach bag inside, then whatever goes into the canister is digested.
If we do have a stomach bag inside, after a Simcha meal or just happy nosh, we can simply remove the bag and brush our teeth of sugary residues. The bag can be dumped in the garbage disposal. Rinsed. And turned upside down to dry before the next use.
This would only require that our rib cage be opened like a cabinet door.
The only issues that I foresee here are the following:
The bags will have to come in various sizes depending on one’s age and body size.
Eating dessert after a healthy meal may be cause for someone to have to leave the room to insert a bag. Maybe there could be a button that will inflate the bag when needed. Otherwise it will be inside the person all folded up when it’s not in use.
Also
This may be helpful for someone who overly consumes alcohol or swallows other substances but that’s open for future research and legislation
—-Frozen bananas make awesome ice cream with a little water and/or orange juice and tahini.
Maybe that could be the filling of an ice cream cake. And the crust could be ground almonds and dates and toasted oats. The corner pieces and sides would be all the same