When my 5-year old saw me for the first time after I gave birth, he said, “It looks like you have another baby in your stomach. In how many weeks is it coming out?”
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My 2-year old wants “toof-peyos” on her “brush-teef.”
She also wants “kiddush cup” on her macaroni.
(And my husband wants speech therapy for my 2-year old.)