A recycled joke – I first heard it as a Nasser joke, then as a Yasser Arafat joke, then … Beforehand, it was probably a Hitler joke, and a Ahasueros joke.
Here goes.
Ahmedinajad goes to a soothsayer to have is sooth said. He asks, “When will I die?”
The soothsayer tells him, “You will die on a Jewish holiday?”
“Which Jewish holiday?” he asks.
“Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday.”