Here is my favorite. Anybody in the CR from Texas? You’ll appreciate it.
One day a man gets a knock at his door. There is a Polish person there. He asks the homeowner if he would be willing to rent him that little house in the backyard. The homeowner explains to him that it’s an outhouse, and he wouldn’t want to live there. Still, the Pole is persistent and eventually the homeowner agrees to let him rent, and move in to, the outhouse.
After a few days he notices a TV antenna on the outhouse. He thinks that’s a bit strange, but no stranger than just living in an outhouse. But after another few days, he notices a second TV antenna on the outhouse. Now his curiosity has gotten the better of him.
He goes over to the outhouse and knocks on the door. When the Pole answers, the owner says to him, “I can understand one TV antenna. But please tell me why you need a second TV antenna.”
The Pole replies, “Oh. That’s not mine. It belongs to the Aggie I sub-let the basement to.”