I dont know if u hear dthis one… A sultan called over a rov and a karaite to find out who has the true version of yiddishkeit. They both took off their shoes upon entering, and the rov took his shoes with him subconciously b/c he was so worried how was he gonna shlugg up the karaite. The karaite looked smug. The karaite told the sultan – look how chutzpadik this rov is! Taking his shoes withim. “Whatcha gottasay?” asked sultan tzi der ruv. in der ruv hot gezugt, “Well last time in history a yid took off his shoes, it was moishe rabbeinu by the sneh. And well, his shoes were stolen by a karaite! So I took mine with me!” The karaite yelled, “SHeker v’chozov! There were no karaites back then!” “And you claim to ber real!”
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