another old one… (edited version):
Today’s Joke: Professor at IIMs explaining marketing concepts to Students
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1. You see a nice girl at a wedding. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. “Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing”
2. You’re at a wedding with a bunch of friends and see a nice girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. “Marry him.” -That’s Advertising”
3. You see a nice girl at a wedding. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. “Marry me – That’s Telemarketing”
4. You’re at a wedding and see nice girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you “Marry Me?” – That’s Public Relations
5. You’re at a wedding and see nice girl. She walks up to you and says:”You are very rich! “Can you marry ! me?” – That’s Brand Recognition
6. You see a nice girl at a wedding. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. – “That’s Customer Feedback”
7. You see a nice girl at a wedding. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. – “That’s demand and supply gap”
8. You see a nice girl at a wedding. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she
goes with him – “That’s competition eating into your market share”
9. You see a nice girl at a wedding. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. – “That’s restriction for entering new markets”