Wow! That’s a lot of jokes out there! I just finished reading all of them. A lot of really good laughs. I just read them all so quickly I don’t think I’ll even remember most of them. Oh well, I could always do it all over again. (LOL JK)
Anyway, this one is for the Gemara learners out there. The lashon might be wrong, but you’ll get my drift:
Trei pili haviasvi biambati. Amar chad l’chavrei “hav li sabon”. Amar lei idach “les sabon radio”. Hahahahahahah
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I’m so unfamiliar with my gym I call him James.
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This one is true: My mother once had a really bad headache, so she told my father “I have a splitting headache.” So my father said “yeah, I have the other side of it”.
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Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. (It’s supposed to come along with a picture of someone with a piece of duct tape over their mouth.)