This is in honor of Squeak’s last post.
A person is walking on the streets of New York when all of a sudden a flying saucer lands right in front of him.
Out pops two little green men. He inquires and finds out they are from Mars,
He figures that he will show them NY. Of course he takes them to a bagel shop where he treats them to a couple of bagels.
Afterwards he asks them what they think of the bagels, the Martians answer “Interesting, they taste like they would go well with cream cheese and lox”.
Rim Shot.