Stamp Malfunction
The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama.
However, the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing, and $1.73 million in congressional spending,
a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:
*The stamp is in perfect order.
*There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
*People are spitting on the wrong side.