It seems we’ve run down most of the good jokes n this thread. We could shoot for third time around or this,
Sam and Edith were married for almost 50 years and still very happy. Edith, being a good wife, always fed Sam only the healthiest. At every meal he would be served lots of veggies along with a starch and a protein. For their 50th anniversary, Sam decided to give back to Edith a little of what he’d gotten throughout their 50 years of marriage. Tragically, on the plane to Italy, where they were headed to celebrate the big day, the pilot lost control and the plane crashed. All passengers died.
They get up to heaven, and an angel asks them how they lived their lives. Both of them said very honestly that they were always honest, helped people, and lived their lives like good, upstanding people. the angel took them around to show them their new home. For Edith, a beautiful rose garden in front of the mansion they shared, and a full wardrobe. Sam got a boat for fishing, and a golf course. The angel left them to take in their new surroundings.
Edith: So Sam, what do you think?
Sam: I think its wonderful, you and your farshtinkene diets, we could have been here ten years ago!
I know, I know, not my best… sorry :/