A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing Is
Moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, ‘What happened, what’s the hold
Up?’
‘Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey,
Rosie O’Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10
Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and
set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.’
The driver asks, ‘On average, how much is everyone giving?’
‘About a gallon.’