Three men married wives from different places.
The first man married a woman from Poland . ((No, this is not a Polish joke.)) He told her that she was to prepare hot meals on the table for every meal, do the dishes, keep the house clean and make sure the evening paper was turned to the sports page next to his Lazy-Boy recliner.. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. He also found the TV tuned on the All Sports channel with the paper turned to the sports page.
The second man married a woman from Germany. He told her that she was to prepare hot meals on the table for every meal, do the dishes, keep the house clean and make sure the evening paper was turned to the sports page next to his Lazy-Boy recliner.. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. He also found the TV tuned on the All Sports channel with the paper turned to the sports page.
The third man married a girl from New York City. He told her that she was to prepare hot meals on the table for every meal, do the dishes, keep the house clean and make sure the evening paper was turned to the sports page next to his Lazy-Boy recliner. He said the first day he didn’t see anything, the second day he didn’t see anything, but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. By the fourth day he was able fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.