I think my posts are dominating this thread…
A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air,
> pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, in Mexico
> our
> glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink from the same glass twice.
>
> An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his glass
> into the air, pulls out his AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He
> says in Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don’t need to
> drink out of the same glass twice either.
>
> The Kentucky boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it,
> throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican
> and the Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, in America we have so many
> illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don’t have to drink with the same
> ones twice.
>