OK, OK. This one’s for Joseph.
There was a certain Rov who always paskened L’Halacha, but tried to find a shittah that was as maikel as possible. After he died, he arrived in Heaven for judgement. It was immediately decided that he is 100% worthy of entering Gan Eden right away. When he arrives, he finds that his place has a bed with a straw mattress, a small table and chair, but nothing else.
He asks, “THIS is Olam Haboh???”
The reply, “According to some shittos it is.”