A guy got a new Lamborghini and put a mezuzah in it. He went to an Orthodox rabbi to ask if the rabbi could bless the mezuzah. The rabbi denied saying that he wouldn’t make a bracha for such an extravagancy. He went to a Conservative rabbi, but the rabbi denied, saying he wouldn’t bless a goy car. He went to a Reform rabbi. The rabbi said: “Sure I’ll bless it, but whats a mezuzah?”
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