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In Teheran, a man got drunk and ran around the center of the city yelling “The Islamic Republic is a failure! Ahmadinejad is an idiot!”
He was duly sentenced to 40 lashes, amputation of both hands, and 50 years’ imprisonment.
The 40 lashes were for disorderly conduct, the double amputation was for consumption of alcohol in public, and the imprisonment was for revealing state secrets.