BS”D
The famous local anti-atheism joke from Soviet times:
A teacher tells her class that there is no G-d (CV”S) because you cannot see, hear, or feel G-d.
A secretly frum student pipes up and says: “Teacher, we can’t see, hear or feel your intellect either! Does that mean it does not exist?”
and another Soviet classic:
A Jewish stooge for the KGB sees an old Jewish man sitting on a bench, learning Hebrew. He tells the old man: “You old fool, you’re way too old to emigrate to Israel. Stop wasting your time!”
The old man replies: “Ah, yes, but now I am old and I am on my way to Gan Eden, and I heard they speak Hebrew there!”
To which the KGB agent scoffs: “Maybe you are going to Gehennom?”
And the old man replies: “Well, in that case, I already speak Russian!”