brooklyn19- nice nice NICE!
Another similar one:
The Mayor and his wife were walking in the street when suddenly his wife gives a very friendly wave to a passing builder.
“How do you know HIM?”, asked the mayor in astonishment.
“Oh I was actually gonna get married to him you know before I met you” replied his wife.
“See how lucky you are,” said the mayor, “if you would’ve married him what would you have been? The wife of a common builder!”
“No No,” replied his wife, “if I would’ve married him HE would’ve been the mayor!”