1. Is it living? Nope
2. Is it edible? Yup (most of it ;))
3. are there a lot of different types of this thing? Yup
4. Is it used as a decoration? Nope
5. Does it grow from the ground? Nope
6. Can it swim? Nope
7. Is it colorful? Nope
8. Is it natural? Nope
9. Can you hold it? Yup
10.Is it coca-cola? Nope
11. Is it bigger than a load of bread? sometimes
12. Is it chocolate? Nope 😛
13. Does it have a smell? Nope
14. Is it fleishig? Sometimes
15. Is it made out [of]plastic? Sometimes
16. Is it Kosher lpesach? Nope
17. Is it pareve? Sometimes
18. Is it hard? could be
19. Is it Shnitzel? Seriously?! No
20. Is it kishke? Nope
have absolutely no idea what it is…