Computer Literacy? You mean my computer is supposed to be able to read?
Caution! Will brake for tailgaters.
Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.
I’m the man of this house and I have my wife’s permission to say so
I want my rib back!
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Not afraid of heights – afraid of widths.
Previous owner had an honor student!
Veni, Vedi, Velcro. I came, I saw, I got stuck.