Dear healthdawg,
You obviously are making an attempt at intelligence. Here. I will help you.
Step one. Untie other half of brain.
Step two. Take off that silly thinking cap; it isn’t helping you.
Step three. Listen to the wisdom of the sheep.
Step four. Ponder what the sheep said.
Step five. Commence talking-(just joking)
The real step five. Think about what kind of things are forced in logic by what the sheep said.
Step six. Write the in the space where it says reply.
Step seven. Click where it says Send Post.
Now as for the stand up comedy I do in the bar called “Ywn coffeeroom”, You will find it funny after you repeat steps three and four a few times.
As for my knowledge of medicine, it was already mentioned by the Blacksmith-water Sheep that I donate blood much more than healthdawg which of course takes care of your juvenile line about my cowardice.
My wife thinks I am funny, but finds it even more funny that you cant tell where blood is coming out from.