Tune in next week for another exciting episode of AZ’s “Shidduch Island”, where you will once again be mesmerized by today’s horrid situation for modern females in search of a mate being left at the alter all alone!
AZ will once again enthrall you with fictional tales and exciting solutions using the latest methods of fallacious mathematics that your algebra professor only wish he knew!
Available only on YWN. Don’t miss it! You won’t regret it. Keep your dial on YWN’s “Shidduch Island”!
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