Secondly, the freezer only applies to a subset of boys, not all yeshivos.
A large majority. Far from your claim of “one at a time”. And all bochurim have set zemanim. Don’t respond that there’s individual choice, because that’s the same for girls, as SaysMe says.
Thirdly, in this analogy, we’re talking about a hypothetical perfect Baker, Who runs the “bakery” that feeds the world.
You’re using circular reasoning. You’re saying that your analogy must be correct because the argument it supports is correct.
Of course He’s perfect, the question is which challenges He’s given us.