…you sign your screen name at the bottom of a check
…you hear a good joke and audibly respond “LOL” instead of actually laughing
…you stay late at work to make up for all the time spent reading posts (true)
…when asked your name, it takes a minute to remember your real name instead of your screen name
…the sound that immediately follows havdala is the “click” of your computer’s switch as you check the latest posts
…six hours before havdala, you think “if I were in Israel, I could be posting”
…YWN is your homepage
…when you refer to certain names in conversation, no explanation is needed
…the only words that get you to shut down the computer are “I’m lighting candles”
…you won’t eat before davening, but you will check the latest posts
…you spend time responding to silly threads