That he wrote his whole will to Tzedaka.
That he gives everyone a lot of Mitzvos.
That he uses a protractor when he puts on Tefillin
That he learns Torah very loud in middle of the night.
That he smiles at Galachim.
That he licks his lips before kissing the Sefer Torah
That he doesn’t shower in the three weeks.
That he pours the Havdalla wine over his head and into his pockets.
That he wears two ties to Shabbos Mincha
That he says Asher Yatzar every couple of minutes
That he tastes all the food Lekavod Erev Shabbos
That he eats Milchigs on July 4
That he doesn’t tie his shoes on Shabbos
That he wears smaller suspenders on Yom Kippur
That he swears in Yiddish
I like this ^ thread, shopping. Great Jewish takeoff idea!