3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
6. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
9. I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
10. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
11. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer.
12. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no eyed deer.