There’s always something interesting about the weather somewhere, someone running for election sometime somewhere, still no peace in Israel (probably until Moshiach’s arrival) and of course what Rebyid wrote as it applies to some politician or royal somebody’s child/grandchild.
Imagine the headline not too far off “Prince Willam and Kate’s baby (sorry forgot name) cuts first tooth!” Remember, you saw it here first.
Seriously though I think news outlets have backup stories lined up for those dry news cycles.