Dear Popa bar Abby
I find my neighbor to be a major league jerk. He is a self-serving, self centered idiot. I know one shouldn’t judge another person until they walk a mile in their shoes. So now I am a mile away from my house, I’m still wearing his loafers, and I still think he is the same self serving idiot I thought he was before I went on this walk.
-Blisters on feet