“So it’s an outright Halacha that one may not sit on a table?”
I didnt say that, I hope I didnt imply thats what the shulchan aruch says. He talks about dipping bread in salt and discusses the idea of ????? ???? ?????. I just gave you sources to review and perhaps take from it why it would be improper to sit on a table.
While I’m a nice guy, I didnt “look it up”, I knew it was there since I recently learned this siman.